captain jack (jay sparrow) who was at arnhem as dutch resistance has offered to wear brit kit and act as NPC 'driver' if we need it.
Hes 11 years experience as armed forces cavalry and can drive most thing well.





"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
That'd be better than me doing it...
Not least I'll be dressed as a Major. (higher rank than Gadge)
We can always share the driving if needs be...
Are we ok to have Jay as an npc then CiA chaps?
Hes a good bloke and i can lend him sgts battledress to look the part.





"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
Fine by me , is he over 25 ? Pretty sure this is Joshs limit for insurance on the jeep ?
yeah hes early 30s, i'll let him know hes cool to NPC.





"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
Jesus H Christ.
These jumped-up, toffee-nosed English officers get a car and a god-damn driver? So what does a Major from the good old U S of A, dragged from the land of glory to save the Brit's god-damn scrawny necks get? A damp billet in dreariest place on earth with nothing to look forward to, other than a visit from a fat bastard in a bowler hat!
Wait....
I'll settle for Jenny if anyone can arrange it?

If you're expecting me, Stepehen and Guy to club together to buy you a blow up doll with "three realistic orifices" just so you can name it Jenny, then think again 

















When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
Uuurgggh, I accept no substitutes.... 

I'm pretty sure she won't look as good as she did in the film...
You may be better off with the doll... ![]()